Goalkeepers
GK#1
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Defenders
DF | MGR
Tyler 'Gaffa' Minchella
0.5 Ball recoveries. 12 Argumentative fouls. 1 Managerial headache.
DF | BKUP GK#22
Phil 'Philinho' Denton
Speed merchant. 1 goal. Epsom salts enthusiast.
DF
Brett 'Keith' Allard
Last man standing. 8 Goal-line clearances. 0 Speed left.
Midfielders
MF
Tahmid 'Mileage' Mohammed
Technical wizard. 92% pass completion. 0% defensive tracking.
MF
Ted 'Yung Blud' Lawrence
The metronome. 3 Assist. 1 Very expensive pair of boots.
MF
George 'Duracell' Chipps
Engines for lungs. 14 miles covered. 0 goals to show for it.
MF
Charlie Norman
Busy. Gritty. Long ball enthusiast.
MF
Marcus Elliott
Class act. Quietly effective.
MF
Tom Brinkman
Fitness Levels Pending. Perserverance. Getting there.
MF
Michael [Surname Pending]
Mysterious. No surname. Battle hardened.
Strikers
ST
Jaime 'Showtime' Pither
Wizard. Artist. Finisher.
ST
Jordan 'Girlfriend First' Skeggs
90th minute specialist. 1 Goal. 5 Celebrations. 1 Hamstring pull.