Goalkeepers
GK
Jason 'Gandalf' Fielden
4 Yellow Cards. 0 Clean Sheets. 1 Legend.
Defenders
DF | MGR
Tyler 'The Gaffa' Minchella
15 Ball recoveries. 12 Argumentative fouls. 1 Managerial headache.
DF | BKUP GK#22
Phil 'The Flash' Denton
Speed merchant. 0 goals. Epsom salts enthusiast.
DF
Brett 'Keith' Allard
Last man standing. 8 Goal-line clearances. 0 Speed left.
Midfielders
MF
Tahmid 'Mileage' Mohammed
Technical wizard. 92% pass completion. 0% defensive tracking.
MF
Ted 'Yung Blud' Lawrence
The metronome. 3 Assist. 1 Very expensive pair of boots.
MF
George 'Duracell' Chipps
Engines for lungs. 14km covered. 0 goals to show for it.
Strikers
ST
Jaime 'Showtime' Pither
Poacher. 4 Goals from 4 yards. 0% work rate.
ST
Jordan 'Girlfriend First' Skeggs
90th minute specialist. 1 Goal. 5 Celebrations. 1 Hamstring pull.