Recent Fixtures
A2B FC 1 — 3 AC Me Rollin
The Verdict: The sun was obviously in the ref's eyes, as at this point we are almost certain that even David Blunket (Look him up if you need to...) would have been able to spot more infringments than him...
A2B FC 4 — 4 FC Savvas
The Verdict: We held the league leaders to a stalemate! An incredibly clinical display from Jamie upfront paired with a 'bodies on the line' defensive shift. They might be top, but they couldn't break our spirit!
A2B FC 5 — 0 Stretham FC
The Verdict: Inter Zingers don't show up. Team given automatic 5-0 win but won 7-2 on the night against a stand in team.
A2B FC 6 — 2 Mateta's Eagles
The Verdict: Wait, what?! We won again? We can do that?! Who knew!!!
A2B FC 4 — 4 Juffa Cakes
The Verdict: Incredible performance from our lads against a very good side! We happily take a draw.
A2B FC 2 — 3 AC Me Rollin
The Verdict: Well we didn't end up in a fight with AC Me Rollin like they did against their oppnents last week! We take the little wins!
A2B FC 3 — 5 FC Savvas
The Verdict: What if Myler wasn't on holiday? What if the two deflections had gone wide? What if Philinho had taken one step to the left? We will never know.
A2B FC 0 — 6 Mateta's Eagles
The Verdict: A rare day of zero excuses. We were played off the park.
A2B FC 4 — 3 AC Me Rollin
The Verdict: The streak is over. Jaime 'Showtime' Pither dismantled
one of the league's most elite defense with a sublime hat-trick, while the opposition's salt
levels reached an all-time high. No handshakes, no problem.
Three points in the bag.
A2B FC 2 — 9 FC Savvas
The Verdict: Facing this lot when they play like they're in an underground fight club is no easy feat... A majestic goal from Showtime &Philinho was the highlight; the lowlight was the medical bill.
A2B FC 0 — 5 Inter Zingers
The Verdict: Playing the league leaders with no subs is like playing Fifa with a broken controller. We held them off for as long as humanly possible before the lack of oxygen kicked in.
A2B FC 1 — 4 Mateta's Eagles
The Verdict: 4-1 doesn't tell the real story. The return of Ted Lawrence brought the spark, but the opposition goalkeeper brought a level of agility that suggests he might be part feline. A2B played well. Enough said.
A2B FC 2 — 6 Juffa Cakes FC
The Verdict: Philinho’s tactical gamble failed to pay off, unless the goal was to make the previous Gaffa look like Pep Guardiola.
A2B FC 1 — 3 AC Me Rollin
The Verdict: An extrenemy physical match.
Opposition aided by a referee who we can only assume was refereeing via FaceTime on a 3G
connection.
A2B FC 2 — 5 FC Savva
The Verdict:The ref didn't allow us enough time to mount our comeback...
A2B FC 0 — 6 Inter Zingers
The Verdict: Ref was clearly their captain's dad. Investigation pending.
Season Performance
Averaging 1.5 excuses per game and 0.5 points. The board remains "confident" (delusional).