Recent Fixtures
A2B FC 4 — 3 AC Me Rollin
The Verdict: The streak is over. Jaime 'Showtime' Pither dismantled one of the league's most elite defense with a sublime hat-trick, while the opposition's salt levels reached an all-time high. No handshakes, no problem.
Three points in the bag.
A2B FC 2 — 9 FC Savvas
The Verdict: Facing this lot when they play like they're in an underground fight club is no easy feat... A majestic goal from Showtime &Philinho was the highlight; the lowlight was the medical bill.
A2B FC 0 — 5 Inter Zingers
The Verdict: Playing the league leaders with no subs is like playing Fifa with a broken controller. We held them off for as long as humanly possible before the lack of oxygen kicked in.
A2B FC 1 — 4 Mateta's Eagles
The Verdict: 4-1 doesn't tell the real story. The return of Ted Lawrence brought the spark, but the opposition goalkeeper brought a level of agility that suggests he might be part feline. A2B played well. Enough said.
A2B FC 2 — 6 Juffa Cakes FC
The Verdict: Philinho’s tactical gamble failed to pay off, unless the goal was to make the previous Gaffa look like Pep Guardiola.
A2B FC 1 — 3 AC Me Rollin
The Verdict: An extrenemy physical match.
Opposition aided by a referee who we can only assume was refereeing via FaceTime on a 3G connection.
A2B FC 2 — 5 FC Savva
The Verdict:The ref didn't allow us enough time to mount our comeback...
A2B FC 0 — 6 Inter Zingers
The Verdict: Ref was clearly their captain's dad. Investigation pending.
Season Performance
Averaging 1.5 excuses per game and 0.5 points. The board remains "confident" (delusional).