Elite Requirements
Physical Conditioning
We require athletes who can jog for at least 7 minutes before demanding to be subbed off. Ability to touch toes is optional but admired.
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Previous Experience Needed
The "Sunday Evening" Test
Can you turn up on time for a 18:00 kick off, still nursing a hangover and maintain your defensive duties?
If yes, you are our new Centre Back.
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