Our Story
Founded in 2023 amidst a haze of hope, optimism and love of football... A2B FC was born from a simple, dangerous question:
"How hard can it actually be?"
It turns out, quite hard. But we persist. We are not just a football club; we are a social experiment in how many defensive errors a single group of blokes can make in a single match.
Our Philosophy
The "Panic" System
While other teams use "Gegenpressing" or "Tiki-Taka," we utilise a proprietary tactical system called "Panic." If you don't know where you're passing the ball, the opposition can't intercept it.
Genius.
0%
Pass Completion (Target)
100%
Vibes
Our Recruitment Policy
We scout the globe (mostly the greater Ely area) for talent. Our rigorous selection process involves asking two questions:
1. Do you own a pair of boots?
2. Are you free on Sunday evenings?
If you answered "Yes" to both, you are now legally our Captain.
Corporate Governance
The WhatsApp Group
The supreme governing body. Decisions are made based on who replies first or who uses the funniest GIF.
The Kit Bag
Currently holding £4.20 in loose change and a half-eaten protein bar from last season.
Deep Heat
Our entire medical department consists of one tube of expired muscle rub and a bag of frozen peas.